Harold the Clown visits Park Talk!

Author: BladeJB

Date: September 10, 2002

by BladeJB
9-10-02
H'yort h'yort! Hi kids! Welcome to Park Talk.. starring just me, Seaver, since Gabe is taking a leak! Today our guest is a clown!
Y'ello.. I'm Harold the clown.. not just "clown". Har har har.. say.. where's the camera?
Oh, geez.. I forgot our theme song! Dah dah dah dah DUH duh dah! Dah dah dah DUH duh dah! Dah duh dah dah duh dahhh! Dah!
Shucks.. what th' heck was THAT, buddy? And isn't this a TV show? Where's the camera and the set, eh?
H'yort h'yort, we couldn't get a contract at NBC so we just pretend that there are cameras here!
I see.. that's quite a shame. I hope this means I still get that free lunch at McDonald's that you promised me. Har har har! *sigh*