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by Blahtz
1-11-01
Guess what I did - I found a friend's alias on a web site she never told me about. I left clever messages letting her know she was busted! Ha ha!
Well, won't she know that it was you leaving the messages?
No way, dude! I posted them ANONYMOUSLY!
Still, can't she trace you via your ISP number?
Uh...what's an ISP number?
Oy!

 

by Blahtz
1-11-01
One night, over at Hernando's komrade realized he was not alone...
Uhhh.... Dima, why are you surfing my beanbag?
I was drawn to it's cheddar and polypropylene scent, as you are drawn to me. I see how you look at me, komrade. You want me to be one of your conquests on the beanbag
As he looked at Dima's repugnant deliciousness, Komrade felt his neck hairs stand on end as hell began slowly freezing over at that moment
Conquest? I won a beanbag farting CONTEST. Though she does look luscious on that mound of steaming, slippery plastic. But I gotta be good...I gotta be good....
Oh Kommie, Your hot, rippled body is like a coiled spring, ready to unwind all over me.... I spy a pulsating python, a pachyderm's probosciousof lu-hu-huuuve...
To be continued....
where the heck is Ken when you need him? gotta buy time.. mustn't look at the hirsute deliciousness of her supple hind quarters....
You know Kommie, the chuck wagon waits for no man...Scratch my belly and watch my leg shake why dontcha?.

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