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Plus-que-parfait, c'aurait été la vie.
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CC 111: Macy's Juniors Dept. Is Larger Than Our Wal-Mart
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Blew_Crabs
4-03-02
In a world where sexy SoHo chic...
That's the dress!... the Rampage® one I saw in YM magazine!
Young Lady, you will not be seen in public in a dress with such a plunging neckline.
...meets proper Southern sensibility.
But Maaaw, I don't want to go to prom wearing what all the other girls are.
You go to a vocational high school in Statesvulle, North Carolina. A skimpy cocktail dress will NOT be acceptable...
This spring, prepare yourself for NOT ANOTHER TEENAGE FLOOZIE.
...And there's NO way my fifteen year old daughter will lose her cherry looking like a common hussy!
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