Aquaman's attempt to seal his legacy through appeasement of the bellicose fish has flopped. Uncork your hole, spill some blood and let's end their insurgence!
One tampon, two days.
Riiight. Your ambition to be a one-note character diminishes this crusade. Try a line that might resonate with public opinion.
Awrighty...
The secretions from my rancid cunt will drive those evil-doing fish back into their schools!