Ouch. D-d-daaamn, Bazilla. You thoroughly waxed my ass! Was it the Judo or the football Hooliganism?
It was my powerful self-deprecating wit. Do you approve of me?
After reading you and your pseudonymous posts and comics, I figured you to be a pathetic middle-aged, attentioned-starved, Welsh loner. It now turns out that you are, instead, teen-aged!
So by bashing me, you are now one of my friends too?
Howabout you on my favourites list, and we make pretend that I never wrote you into a strip?
