Father I'm so depressed. I have no friends, no girl and a dead end job. The only time I'm truely happy is when I'm killing folk in BF2. What should I do?
Hmm. Have you ever considered suicide?
What?!
Does it not say in John verse 2:1. If thou are a massive wanker should ye not end one’s own misery and the suffering of those around ye.
Er but if I commit suicide I wont be allowed into heaven.
Indeed. Now piss off out of my sight before I set the nuns on ya! Oh and may god be with you.