I could have stayed at home watching Bridget Jones Diary tonight...
Look at that sad cunt over there on his own. Lets go over and take the piss. You flirt with him whilst I steal his wallet and make V signs over his head.
Aw leave him alone he looks sad and kind of cute. I'm going to say hello.
Oh er hello I'm er, er, Donald. I love Star Trek, Computers and my mum's home cooking. What's your name? Nice tits by the way.
