So an asteriod the size of Bono's head is going to hit the Earth in 30 days and destroy all life. What a pisser.
Yeah. Still could be worse.
Worse?! How it could it be any worse?
It could wipe out all life on the planet except for you and Bono. Can you imagine listening to that twat drone on about world poverty whilst playing Sunday Bloody Sunday for the 73,257th time...
