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The Secret Life Of Message Board Dave Part 9

by BobRogers
6-21-04

Time for a little exposition and possibly some explanation...


	It pretty much works like this, son. We are not really on the moon. You haven't really been kidnapped into the future, and I am not who I appear to be


	I'm going to be late getting to the park to fly my plane. I can tell


	My name is Fezenclop and this is really the third circle of Hell.


	I'm in HELL? WTF? I haven't even DIED!


	In your case, Dave, death is not a requirement. You've been sent straight to Hell. No preliminaries.