Doogie Howser attempts to reason with Dave...
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| What you fail to grasp, Dave is that all this negative attention is really bad for you. It raises your blood pressure, brings on hypertension, causes erectile dysfunction... | |
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He patiently explains ever danger Dave faces...
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| What's happening is, every time you post a "TROLL" message, such as the ones most recently on DJM's board, people just dispise you more. Whatever pity you were getting off the autism thing is screwed. | |
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| You're right about one thing. I was getting a lot of sympathy. But then BOB started deleting my messages and I got really pi##ed and then I couldn't wank off 'cause my thing quit working... | |
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The feet aren't in the ears for nothing...
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| That's exactly what I was saying. Erectile Dysfunction derives from hypertension coupled with high blood pressure. You could very well have a STROKE, Dave! | |
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| Speaking of STROKING, I have a date with a Lesbian from the news group. She thinks my name is MEGAN and I am a hot dyke chick. That outta get the ole Johnson up and running. | |
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