Ever had a toon start off one way...
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| Dear Blog. July 4th is my birthday, Dave is a loser, the sky is blue and Jen really lives in Texas. | |
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| Dear Blog. Bob is an evil psychopath whose name isn't really Bob and who stalks me and makes fun of me | |
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| Dear Blog. Even though I like the idea of being in the toon strip, I believe my role as straight man is causing Dave to believe I am his enemy, which is not true. Yet. | |
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| Dear Blog. As an AMISH man with a computer I resent all the stereotyping I must endure in this strip. Couldn't I just once get the girl | |
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... and end on a completely different note?
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| Dear Blog. As President of the United States of America, the buck stops with me. I confess that I raised national gas prices just to piss off JDPLVY | |
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| Whew. I gotta watch which postage stamps I lick when I am doing the mail. the Micky mouse ones give me funky dreams. | |
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