Why Aliens Are Superior to Canned Pasta

Author: Boritom

Date: November 22, 2005

by Boritom
11-22-05
So let me get this straight... You are a member of a highly evolved race of snail-beings, who want an Earthling to study to see if our two cultures can get along with one another, right?
Yup... That's about the size of it.
And if we can coexist harmoniously, you'll help mankind put an end to all disease, war and poverty?
Uh-huh.
And if we can't?
We'll infect all your computers with a program that will make it impossible for you to use any ISP other than AOL Dialup! You'll all be insane mental vegitables within a month!