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Comic Contest #X: Sam Malone. Ladies man.
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Bottlerockett
3-05-01
Will you go out with me, Diane?
I don't date guys who wear tupees, Sam. And besides, that would ruin our sexual tension and lose the show ratings.
Will you go out with me, Rebecca?
I don't date guys that wear hair-pieces, Sam. Wait.. aren't I a money grubbing slut? Oh that's right, you don't have any money...
Will you go out with me, Carla?
I don't date guys what wear rugs, Sam. And besides, ain't I married or somthin'?
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