BrainyBrimstone  

Hi! You look like you're ordering a meal! Would you like to....

Holy shit, you're that clippy thing from Word!

Well, yes...yes I am. Please, no autographs, well okay maybe one....

I don't want your autograph. I want a cheeseburger.

You don't? But I have an autograph wizard for just this purpose. Why don't you....

Once again, Microsoft programming stands in the way of my personal satisfaction.