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What happens if you come from Parental city and get dragged under a bus for five blocks and Jesus lived in New England...
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| Welcome little Samantha...to Heaven! | |
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| Wait a fuckin' minute! I'm in Heaven and your anarexic ass is Jesus!...Hold up! Why am I even in heaven?!!! I wanted to go to Hell! | |
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| Well too bad! Satan is occupied with ur brother and Dad right now so I have to let you into my place!!! | |
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| Fuck that! I'll wait outside for Satan! | |
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| Well...Truth be told I need to get inside so I can molest you so I can be cool with all the other religious figures up here. | |
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| Oh...I see. I'm not a boy though. Priest only like to give it up the ass cuz boys ull do anything for some fireworks. Father Stanley makes um in his basement. | |
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