Broly  

I spent my St. Patrick's Day doing arts and crafts at the Salvation Army with unfortunate children. What did you do?

None of your damn *hic* bishnish.

You got drunk, didn't you?

A liiiiitle bit.

Just how drunk?

Let's put it this way. If Janet Reno comes over saying I haven't called her yet, tell her I was way too drunk that night.