Broly  

My all-time best in bowling is 173. How about you?

I once scored a 349. Top that.

That would be difficult to beat. Considering the maximum score is 300.

Well, I have a secret strategy not many other people fully utilize. First, I bowl down my lane, then I shoot other people's pins with a shotgun.

As long as it's a safe tactic.

I always tell Judge Reinholdt that my shotgun is a "legal document". Works every time.