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| When I was born, the doctor said to my father, " I'm sorry, we did everything we could but he still pulled thru". | |
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| My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend. | |
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| My wife had her drivers test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear. | |
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