Buffylavalamp  

In a previous life I was a rabbit, scampering through the woods. Sure, I had to watch for carnivores, but I was happy.

In another life, I was a cow. Granted, I existed only to be slaughtered for food, but I had all the grass I could eat and I was content.

Please, for the love of all that's good and kind in this world... Kill me. Kill me now!