Buffylavalamp  

Hey! Who's bright idea was it to put this kid on camera?

Mine, Mr. Geldgeliebter. I work in your advertising department.

Really? I thought you worked here in our shoe factory.

Oh no! Compared to those children, my 14 cents a day makes me positively middle class!

It's just business, kid. We have to keep the profit margins up!

I understand. It just makes it a little harder to save up to buy a pack of your cigarettes.