Buffylavalamp  

Hey, Tiki Tim! Any luck getting any worshippers yet?

NO! Sorry. I know I shouldn't snap. Damn, my eternal life sucks.

What do you think's wrong?

Well, there's my frickin' name to start. "Ooooh! I'm the Almighty Tiki Tim! Tremble in fear and beg for my mercy!" Sure, that's going to happen.

Sounds like you need a drink.

Oh yeah! Water into wine! That'll make my troubles go away! Jackass.