Hi! I'm Lance Geldgeliebter, president and CEO of UniGlobalCorp. I'm here in Iraq with my friend Fatima. Say hi to America, Fatima!
Hi, America!
Now some people think I support the war here because it will provide us access to previously unattainable oil fields.
They don't know you like I know you, sir.
That's right, Fatima. They forget that we're trying to save young Iraqis to work in our future Iraqi t-shirt factories without the inconvenience of undemocratic child labor and minimum wage laws!
