Buffylavalamp  

Why do you make fun of me, Buffy?

Because you are a dullard and a war criminal, Shrub.

I'm not a war criminal! We had the support of Micronesia when we conqu... liberated Iraq and its oi... people!

Whatever helps you sleep at night, Dubya.

What are you, French? Some sort of liberal atheist hippy socialist Saddam lover?

There is that heightened level of dialogue we've come to depend on from you and your regi... administration.