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| Hey man, I need a lawyer to tell me whether I should sign a contract. | |
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| Sure. Step into my office and you can look at my fee agreement and decide if you want to hire me to review it. | |
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| Hire you? Fee agreement? Can't you just be cool and take a quick look at it and tell me if there is anything wrong with it? | |
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| Oh, sure. I went to college and law school, racked up 100k in student debt, and pay for an office, staff, and insurance so I can give free legal advice to guys who walk in off the street. | |
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