BunnyDog3  

So I tried to call the nerd kid about 30 times today, and only once did anyone answer.

His mom, I'm sure, thinks I am stalking him for the purpose of doing something dirty in his pants (I'm afraid to speculate what...)

And I can't call his friend's house, even though he is probably there, because his friends all hate me or are scared of me or think i am a raging bull-dyke, which is only slightly ture.