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Everything you know is wrong!

by CHUBBY
10-03-04

Everything I was taught in school back in the day is wrong. For example, they told us "The panda bear is not a bear. It is a member of the raccoon family." And "The capital of China is Peking."


	Of course I'm a bear, dumbass. Do I look like a raccoon to you?


	It's BEI-JING, roundeyes!

I was taught that the correct pronunciation was "HAIL-lees comet" and "your-ANUS".


	It's HAL-lees.


	And "URINE-us". Although I don't see how that's any better.

"The electoral college chooses the President."


	It's the supreme court, baby. Hehe.

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