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Fantasy Assassination Conspiracy League

by CHUBBY
10-04-04


	The Scalia Commission released its preliminary findings today that "Dick" was accidentally killed by Senator John Edwards (D-NC) nuking a burrito.


	That's right, Bob, but the findings are already being disputed by some, notable Sen. Arlen Specter (Nazi-PA).


	I knew "Dick". I love "Dick". I also love the junior senator from PA, Santorum. "Dick" couldn't have been killed by one burrito. What was this, some kind of "Magic Burrito"?

"As evidence, Sen. Specter offered this computer-enhanced blowup of the debate video. He claims a grainy image in the background is stagehand Darnell Jefferson nuking a second burrito."

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