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2010: The Year We Make Things the Way They Ought To Be

by CHUBBY
10-04-04


	I'm Rush Limbaugh! Ni-- uh, blacks are BAD! Drug addicts should be in PRISON! Gay marriage is WRONG! Frivolous lawsuits are WRONG!


	That old bat got $30,000,000 from McDonald's for spilling hot coffee in her lap! That's WRONG! AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Six years later....


	That moment when, whacked out on oxycontin, I spilled hot coffee in my lap, was the beginning of my new life. I awoke in the prison infirmary. It was there I met Darnell. We got married.


	Pres. Kerry legalized gay marriage. But this time next year, I'll be a woman. Yes, McDuck's is paying to remove my burnt, useless male organs and replace them with a vagina. I already have boobs.


	Here he is now! Hi, Darnell!


	SHUT UP BITCH, AND BEND OVER!

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