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If I Could Turn Back Time

by CHUBBY
10-30-04


	This is Mr. Baumann, your eighth-grade gym coach. Turn your clock back one hour on Sunday!


	This is Dubya's brother, the Governor of Florida, reminding you coloreds to turn your clocks back twelve hours on Sunday and another twelve hours on Monday. White people are standing by to help you.


	This is Ralph Nader. Turn your clock back? Sure. That's just what they WANT you to do.


	This is Dubya, reminding you to turn your clock back 75 years this Tuesday.


	Canada reminds you that if you live in the Eastern Time Zone of the U.S., do not turn your clock back Sunday. This way, it will still be correct on Wednesday after you move to Nova Scotia.


	This is Osama. Get ready to turn your clocks back 600 years. We'll let you know when.

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