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by CHUBBY
11-02-04

I don't care if someone votes for Dubya as long as he does it with eyes open. But the vast majority of Dubya supporters are voting for him because of the war on terrorism, and they're stupid.


	If you know that Dubya botched the Afghan war and got us into Iraq with no exit strategy for a personal agenda, that the world is much more dangerous now as a direct result,


	and that it has made us pariahs, and you're down with that, fine. But if you're one of the 75% who thinks the world is a safer place, that we found the WMD's that Saddam used on 9/11,

and that the world is solidly behind us in Iraq, you're an idiot, you should be slapped, sterilized, and sedated until November 3, if not longer.


	If you either don't know anyone in the armed forces, are past the draft age yourself, don't know anyone of draft age or who might become of age during the next, oh, two decades or so,


	or plan to have kids or know anyone who plans to have kids who will become of draft age and/or you don't care what happens to him/her/them/you, go ahead and vote for Dubya!

If you are voting for Dubya because you feel it's not good to change leaders in mid-war, even though he and his evil gang are the incompetent boobs who have brought us into this predicament, fine.


	If you know that our ports, borders, and railroads, in addition to cargo holds of passenger planes, are no safer now than on 9/11 and that's ok, vote Republican. Just don't be an undecided dumbass.


	Duh, hey!

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