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Idle lawyers are the devil's tools

by CHUBBY
11-11-04

What's next for former Attorney-General John Ashcroft? He's a natural for the role of Lord High Executioner Ko-ko in a new production of "The Mikado".


	"I've got a little list, I've got a little list....."

Or to be a TV judge.


	Yer highness, mah neighbor was playin' loud dance music at 2 AM in the mornin'!


	OFF WITH HIS HEAD!

Or he could represent clients who think like him-- religious fanatics who believe in torture and don't smoke, drink, or dance.


	Your honor, this so-called "Patriot Act" is clearly unconstitutional! Let Osama free!

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