Little Janie

Author: CaiaphasVulture

Date: May 22, 2006

by CaiaphasVulture
5-22-06
Little Janie, why aren't you off playing soccer with your mates?
I'm not playing because I look funny when I run.
No, you don't. Not at all, little Janie.
Are you saying I'm pretty?
Of course you are.
Fine, then I'm not playing because you're a pedophile. One step closer and I'll mace you, dad.