Capt_Shiddy has not entered a profile. He is a lazy, sorry, procrastinating S.O.B who probably posts comics without the decency of reading any others than his own. We will not hold our breath for his crummy donation to our dandy site.
So, I did the math and came to the conclusion that in my lifetime so far, at least one molecule of Carmen Electra's urine has in fact passed through my gills.
Interesting deduction, Lyle. I am anxious to see my results in the same study.
Well, let's see...You're a few years younger than I. Your gill facilities are slightly smaller than mine. Your swimming speed is...
No,no. I mean how many molecules of MY urine have passed through your gills, Lyle?
Hey, Jesus! Did they have Hot Pockets in your day?
Hot Pockets, my son? Forgive me, for I have not heard speak of Thoust...Hot Pockets.
Well, they're really good! They're in the frozen food section! They have Ham&Cheese, Pepperoni Pizza, Philly Cheesesteak and a lot of other kinds, too!
Oh, no, my son. We needed not the luxury of such convenient delicacies. We were grateful to the Lord Almighty for but a mere crust of bread.
Yeah? Well, anyway, they just came out with a CHICKEN POT PIE Hot Pocket!
