Location, Location, Location (Complete)

Author: Carmie

Date: September 28, 2001

by Carmie
9-28-01
As our hero..er...villan trains, Whipping Boy goes in search of a hidden fortress
Great neighborhood, plenty of parking, and right near a playground and gradeschool.
Do you have anything more...evil?
Evil, huh? Let me refer you to my manager.
Along with my personal curse, the property also includes a piranha moat, oubliettes, and broadcasts boyband music to the neighborhood 24 hours a day.
We'll take it.