Faith Restored

Author: Cereal_Killer

Date: June 1, 2004

by Cereal_Killer
6-01-04
Dear lord... I must admit that I am having a crisis of faith. If you really exist, please, make yourself known to me.
*Poof*
Fear not, good christian, here I am.
Lord! My word... forgive me for asking but, why are you just a head?
Well, I found that generally I only seem to appear in apparitions, or answering people's prayers. I simply had no need for arms or legs.
Wow. Practical as well as omnipotent. Consider my faith fully restored.