Chaly  

Okay, how much for a slice of ca--hey, what's that guy doing in the backroom!?

Oh. He's the Cookie Junkie. Right now, he's trying to snort an oatmeal cookie through a dollar bill.

Really? How's that working?

Not too well.

So far, the most he's accomplished is hyperventilating and getting a raisin stuck in his sinuses.

Help... me...