Chaplin  

Do you at least have a Christmas Crab holiday song?

I did work on a little diddle...*ahem* ♫Hey,hey,hey ♫I'm Christmas Crab ♫Tell yo dad ♫ I rape from tha black ♫and lust for the whores ♫Droppin rifles for tha b

Okay...I heard enouph...

I'm not done yet. ♫Hey,hey,hey ♫Who woulda thunked? ♫A crab rapin' yo mom ♫Would be such a hunk ♫Yo,yo,yo ♫Christmas Crab is Holiday Perfection

I did find some few little problems with your song...

I know,the second verse needs some rockin' bagpipes!