What I wish I could tell customers...

Author: Chuckaduck

Date: August 8, 2005

by Chuckaduck
8-08-05
Hi, I was wondering when I could expect my order that I placed with you guys.
That would be the day after I give a shit.
Um, and when would that be may I ask?
To decipher that you'll need to solve a series of clues that will ultimately bring you to the answer. Here is your first clue......*click*
*dial tone*