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Hank Watches Television 264 : Election Night Special

by ComedyGeek
12-28-09

Post-Election Analysis Special!


	First, the conservative. How was your campaign?


	Great! I scared the people with imaginary threats to their material wealth and safetty from which only I could protect them.


	Won by a landslide via dirty tricks, appealing to people's basest emotions, and demonizing my opponents shamelessly and without mercy.


	Fantastic! And now, the liberal. How was your campaign?


	Well, I spoke in broad platitudes that made folks feel like nice people without bothering them with a lot of complicated details and plans.