Hank Watches Television 268 : Amazing News About Gold

Author: ComedyGeek

Date: January 1, 2010

by ComedyGeek
1-01-10
Hey Hank, I just saw the most AMAZING commercial!
Really, Petunia ? Tell me all about it!
It turns out that just because an object is made of GOLD, it's actually worth MONEY!
Wait, you're saying that all that scrap gold and jewel-encrusted tableware I have lying around is worth MONEY?
I know, it sounds crazy, but the guy who owns the company says it's true! All you have to do is send him gold, and he'll send you some money!
My god, quick, pack up all these Fabrege eggs before this madman comes to his senses!