Hank Watches Television 272 : Ducks Unlimited

Author: ComedyGeek

Date: January 6, 2010

by ComedyGeek
1-06-10
Greetings from the Sunny South! Migration's a bitch. Anyhow...you'll never guess what I just learned. You humans have a think called Ducks Unlimited. Sounds like they love us, doesn't it?
Turns out, it's actually a bunch of HUNTERS who want to make sure there's lots of ducks for them to SHOOT AND KILL! Is that some sick-ass shit or what?
What's next? The KKK starts Niggers Unlimited? Shit.