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A Mr. President One-Shot

by Commander_t
10-30-05

At a press conference outside the White House...


	Hello everyone. Apparently out pf all the candidates chosen, this woman here was selected to be my... erm... lovely... wife. So without further ado, Mrs. Mr. President.


	Hello everyone. Thank you for accepting me as the only viable wife of Mr. President. Now, onto my agenda...


	Agenda? What agenda...?


	First: TAKE OUT THE FREAKING GARBAGE!! SECOND, QUIT SUCKING YOUR THUMB WHILE SLEEPING!! THIRD, LIFT THE TOILET SEAT UP FOR YOUR FATHER'S SAKE!!


	*sob*


	Any questions?

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