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| Yes, yes grasshopper, I shall teach you the ways I was taught to survive 'Nam. | |
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| Don't be so impatient. First, get into the fetus position. Second, ram your curled up fist into a ball. Third, ram it up your ass. | |
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| Fourth and most importantly, scream: 'I'M A HAPPY LITTLE GERBIL!' over and over while anally eating your own fist. Survival, it's tough man. | |
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