Commander_t  

Hello, I'm your Death Panelist, here to help you in your time of transition.

Oh my! No, no! I'm afraid you're mistaken. This is the wedding reception for Mr. and Mrs. Glasscock-Cockburn.

Yes, that's what the sign said out front. Palmer and Willa need me, the local Death Panelist.

Sir, our couple's names are David and Vanessa. Are you sure you've come to the right place?

Sure. There's Palmer and Willa and the kids, Lance and Jack. They need the help only a certified Death Panelist can give.

SECURITY!!