Commander_t  

Who are you? What are you?!

I am the Can Man, I am the man in a can. Can you dig it?

With a shovel, I suppose. But that doesn't tell me why you're here. What have you done? I was called here for a reason, you know, and I'm sure you know why.

What have i done? Gosh crapper, look at this place!! It's a mess! That hole over there? I can fit in that thing! A man in a can can fit in that hole in the wall! It's amazing!!

If I were a code enforcement officer you would be so reamed right now, it wouldn't be funny... ooo... maybe some flowers or a few potted plants!

Freak.