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Poor John receives an unwelcome bid of Goodbye one day...
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| "Dear John, I'm afraid to tell you I don't love you. You're a worthless, cheap bastard with no taste -- and probably have a small pecker. Goodbye forever, Jan" | |
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| AHH HAHH!!! BOO HOO HOO!!! *sob* I can't fucking win -- I can't please ANYBODY -- fuck this shit... | |
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In despair John decides to throw away his life
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| Where did I go wrong? What did I say that was bad? Where did I fail? | |
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| Fail... FAIL... I'm a FAILURE.... That does it -- I'm going right out to commit SUICIDE!!! | |
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Until he comes to the startling realization he's just a cartoon character.
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| I will drive this nail through my head and create a major subdural hematoma thereby killing myself.... because I can't stand the pain of rejection.... | |
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| But I forgot -- I can't die -- I"m just a figment of the author's twisted imagination. DOH!!! | |
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