Ridiculous Things My Mother Has Said

Author: CowTipper

Date: April 5, 2007

by CowTipper
4-05-07
#1
Oh, your balloon flew away! But don't cry... maybe it flew into some little girl's yard an it's her birthday, and she can't afford a balloon of her own, and...
What?
#2
I can't tell you the combination for the house safe so that if someone tries to rob it, you can honestly tell them you don't know the combination.
Daddy says then they'll just kill me.
#3
I never said those things.