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| Everyone knows Bill Gates died for our bugs. His return was foretold in the Windows 32 tech manual. It's all right there on page 932. Upgrade now. | |
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| I don't give a damn about your religion, just stop manipulating our software and hacking our networks! | |
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| Noob, our software was handed down from the great Microsoft overlords. Your sad devotion to open source has not helped you conjure up enough users to fill a private room at a Denny's. | |
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| How dare you! Linus Torvalds was a great man who created a flexible and open environment free to all. | |
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| Son-of-a-bitch. We'll see who's laughing after I crash your twin server towers! | |
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