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| My self-driving car almost killed me today! | |
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| Really? I thought they were supposed to be super safe? | |
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| It is, but it showed me this really funny cat video while I was surfing the web which caused me to spill my beer. So I shouted, "Fucking Shit, Google!" Then all this weird porn started playing and... | |
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| Wait, you can drink beer while watching porn all while your car drives ITSELF? | |
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| Yeah, so anyways, then I...Hey, where you going? | |
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| With all the money I’ll save on DUI lawyers I can totally afford one of those! | |
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