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by CreepingDeth101
10-01-03
Little Timmy Wants Some Beer From Thomas Drunkalot
Oh no. This little shit who's balls didn't even drop yet is gonna bug me for some fucking beer.
Hey mister, MISTER! If I give you the money will you go get me some beer?
After Some Thought Thomas Drunkalot Gives His Decision
Kid, your nuts don't yet harness the ability to handle beer or father children. You must go away before I Bash You.
Ok fine, I'm outta here, but mister you can go fuck a dead moose you cocksucker!
As you can probably guess, Thomas Drunkalot didn't like being called a cocksucker. Now little Timmy's on life support.

 

by CreepingDeth101
10-01-03
A typical day for the Evil Deadâ„¢ - Special Education Class
I will swallow your souls!
I guess you don't realize that chatrooms are not the real world. You putz!
Sometimes souls come to you.
You can have my soul if you want it but -
Alright. (soul swallowing noises) - *coughs* hey this soul tastes like disease!
...But the Evil Dead Forgot To Check It. As the willing victim lay dying.
Dude, you didn't let me finish, I was going to say I have crabs and HIV and I smoke crack so think about it first.
Not Good!

 

by CreepingDeth101
10-02-03
Ronny tries to get a friend on a cell phone to meet him by the Bank.
Yo Ryan, what you doin?
Ahh nothin much, I just got off of work.
You wanna hang out? Get some beers or somethin?
Yeah sure. Where you at? ...We can hang out right off.
To Be Continued...
Ok! Cool! Yeah um, we're at the M.A.C. Bank.
M-A-C Bank? How far away are you guys? I don't know of any M-A-C Bank!

 

by CreepingDeth101
10-02-03
...Continued From Previous Skit.
No Wait, I think it says S-T-A-R bank. I'm not sure, there's too many names on it.
Dude, how stupid are you? Thats an ATM you fart on a stick. Whats the name of the bank? Look just above the front doors.
As The Night Grows Old And The Idiocy Grows With It.
Oh, um... ...Kazi ... Kazimere ... Kazi -
No I think you're reading the founder's name. TRY THE TITLE!
Time To Give Up.
Oh! HAHA Man. It says Wash-
Screw it dude! Just meet me at my house!

 

by CreepingDeth101
10-02-03
Thomas Drunkalot Wanders into a cluster-fuck of death.
*hickups* Damn! What the fuck happened here? Can you tell me little girl?
Little girl?! Dude you've had too much to drink I think.
The white fruity guy makes a fatal mistake.
Oh! You're a man. Could of fooled me. Actually you probably are a chick, you look like you could suck a mean dick. So get to it, you little fruit.
Man I'm gonna kick your ass.
Thomas Drunkalot Wanders into a cluster-fuck of death.
I think I fucked up. Better run like a bitch.
You're gonna fucking die! Feel lucky there's an ambulance here because you're going to need it in the worst way when I find you! PUSSY!

 

by CreepingDeth101
10-02-03
Things get stranger for our wussy boy.
Hope he doesn't find me in this cave.
Hey pussy. Looks Like you didn't count on my ability to change forms! You're Dead!
All of a sudden...
A talking cat? Oh shit better run!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
To Be Continued...
GET BACK HERE AND TAKE YOUR ASK-KICKING LIKE A MAN!
...I'm only a man on the outside.

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